Sunday, August 12, 2012

Proud Papa

Today I'm not E. Van Lowe the author.  Today I am playing the role of proud papa. The rock band, Year of The Dragon, opened for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Staples Center last night. My son, Latif, is the YOTD bass player. The Staples Center is where the Lakers play. It's the largest venue in the city. So you can imagine how excited I was to hear that my boy would be rockin' that stage.


The crowd gathers for the Chili Peppers
Little do they realize what's in store



That's my boy rockin' out with the red guitar.
Hey, I have those same red shoes


Eventually the Chili Peppers came out
and really rocked.  I'd like to believe
it was my SON who got the party started


Father and son share an embrace between bands.
He's standing two steps below.
Yes, he is that much taller then me.


It was a great evening for both of us.  I'm still smiling.  Thanks for such a great night, Son.  I'm sure all you parents out there know exactly how I feel  :-)

Peace.





Friday, August 10, 2012

Today Is The Day


As I reported in yesterday's blog post, today and tomorrow will be the last days you will be able to get Boyfriend From Hell (ebook) FREE on Amazon.  The link is below.  Tell your friends.  I'd like to say they're going fast, but it's an ebook so I won't run out.  Even so, come Saturday at midnight, the price goes up forever.

Click here for your FREE COPY.

Peace.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

My Final Boyfriend From Hell Giveaway


When I was a boy growing up in New York City, there were these electronics stores on 42nd Street that were going out of business.  They had big signs saying things like PRICES SLASHED and EVERYTHING MUST GO!  Thing is, these stores were going out of business for 10 years, until the city demanded they stop announcing that they were going out of business.

That's not the case with Boyfriend From Hell.  This is the end of my Amazon KDP trial period.  If you read my post about my KDP experiment, Put Up Or Shut Up!, you will know that I was doing this experiment for the summer, and at the end of the month summer will be over.



Friday and Saturday I will be giving Boyfriend From Hell away for FREE for the last time.  If you've heard anything about this Best Selling, highly regarded paranormal novel, you know that this giveaway is a real deal.  Lots of people give books away on KDP, but not too many give away novels that have reached #7 on the Amazon's children's ebook list.  Not the free list... the PAID list. 

I'm telling you now, I am not crying wolf like those stores on 42nd Street.  You won't see me back here next month singing the same song. Friday and Saturday, August 10th and 11th, is the very last Boyfriend From Hell KDP giveaway.  On Sunday it goes back to its regular price where it will remain.  My publisher has even suggested raising the price when the TV show comes out.  That's right, if you don't already know, Boyfriend From Hell and Earth Angel have been optioned for a network TV series.  We just chose the writer.  I'll blog about that next week.  Today I am here to say get the book now.  If you have friends who've mentioned it but don't have it yet, tell them about this last chance opportunity to get an awesome novel for FREE.

Peace.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Dead Fish Tacos Society


Down the Pacific Coast Highway, across the road from a gorgeous stretch of azure blue Pacific, sits the funky sea food eatery Neptune's Net.  On Monday afternoon, a group of us literary types gathered for lunch, book talk, and our monthly schmooze.

I always enjoy doing this lunch because most... let's just say, NONE of my friends are novelists.  Many of my friends are not into books, and while they support me, they have never read me.  In a way, this is a good thing.  It gives me a life away from books.  But if I didn't have Twitter, there would be very little book talk in my world.


This little club meeting started about two years ago, when my mentor and former USC teaching colleague, Shelly Lowenkopf, suggested we meet for a regular lunch.  Shelly resides in Santa Barbara, and me in the good ole hills of Beverly.  Shelly suggested something half way, so we would both have a similar drive.  Neptune's Net sits on the border of Malibu and the Ventura County line. Perfect.

Shelly's impact on me and my career began the week I moved to Southern Cal and walked into his class at USC, The Literary Market Place.  That class was an eye-opener, teaching us everything about the world and business of books.  There was no writing in that first class, although I would later take a novel writing class with Shelly where I began writing my first published novel, the cult 80s horror hit, Child's Play.  Shelly hounded me to complete that novel.  Obviously I'm glad I did.  Who knows where I'd be today if I hadn't finished it.


Our little group has expanded to include my book agent, Toni Lopopolo, when she gave up the East Coast last summer, and moved west to Santa Barbara.  That's me and Toni in the photo above.  This week we added two new members, my White Whisker Books publisher, author and friend, Christopher Meeks, and publishing art director, Deborah Daly of Daly Design.  Deb and Toni met when they both worked at St, Martin's Press in New York, the big league of book publishing.


Chris was putting the final touches on Shelly's The Fiction Writer's Handbook (Deb designed the cover) and brought along a pre-ARC for us to see. 


I was like a kid in a candy store with all the book talk swirling around me.  By the way, if you're a fiction writer, this is a must have book.  It is not an instructional manual.  Instead, it is chock full of juicy tid bits every writer needs to know.  A reminder to us all not to lose our craft as we go through our daily grind of turning out pages.   If you'd like to win an ARC, there's a giveaway going on right now on GOODREADS.  The book is quite inspirational for all writers, including early writers. That's Deb and Shelly below.


Chris also brought along his cousin Liz, a fifth grade teacher from Aurora Colorado, who needed to get away from the cloud of gloom that has settled over that city after the shootings, so she could be in a positive frame of mind when school began.  Liz had no interest in lit-talk.  Her main interest was marveling at the ocean, and that big ole lobster in front of her.


Days like Monday make me feel like a real writer.  It was so inspiring, when I got home, I took a nap and dreamt about finishing my new manuscript  ;-) Ya gotta love the literary lifestyle.

Peace.




Wednesday, July 18, 2012

My Comic Con Adventure Pt. 2


My Comic Con adventure continued after lunch on Friday when I walked the floor with my old pal, Lia, who had one thing on her mind--FREE SWAG.  We headed over to the After Dark booth where our friend, actor, Orlando Jones was signing his new graphic novel Tainted Love.  But by the time we made it across the crowded floor, Orlando had left for the Black Dynamite panel, where we were told he would be appearing.


After missing Orlando we walked the floor, or should I say shambled across the floor, like zombies, because that's about as fast as we could move with the crowds, in search of cool booths and free swag.

After Lia got a Spider man t-shirt for her son (which she had to pay for, btw) we decided the lines at the cool booths were too long.  Lia planned to come back on Saturday and get to the Con at 7 in the morning.  I decided to go back to the hotel, post my morning activities on my FB page and Twitter, and chill.  I had a party to attend that evening.  The After Eisner (Eisner Awards) Party hosted by Jamie Kennedy.  I was not only on the guest list.  I had a ringside reserved table.  And you know I had to take advantage of the VIP treatment.  Lord knows if or when I would get it again.

A few months ago, when I found out I would be on a panel at the Con, I posted on my blog if there were any E. Van Lowe fans attending, let me know and I would take them to dinner.  Only two fans responded.  Last week, I asked if instead of dinner they'd like to attend a Comic Con VIP event.  The answer was "YES!  ARE YOU KIDDING?"  Elizabeth and DJ's names were added to my guest list.  Elizabeth is also Titania86 owner of the Fishmuffins of Doom blog.  If you want to see some awesome Comic Con costume sightings, head on over to her blog and check them out.

By the way, I plan to take fans to dinner (or a VIP party) next Comic Con, 2013.  Be on the lookout for my post next spring.  If you're planning to attend Comic Con 2013, why not hang out with your pal, E?  I showed Elizabeth and DJ a really good time.  Just ask them.

One of the great pleasures of the Con was getting to meet the fourteen year-old girl group--Girl Squad.

Girl Squad was the entertainment for the night.  They were excellent--a bouncy blend of pop and hip hop.  I was actually surprised at how good they were.  I know you'll be hearing more about them in the coming year.  They're right up there with Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj. They're in the studio right now, and in fact are in LA today shooting their first music video... And guess who they invited to hang out on the set???  Yep.  Me.  I told their manager Reg Reg Askew,  that someone should create some books or a TV show (Paranormal, of course) with these girls as characters.  I also told him who I though would be the perfect choice to do this... No, not Joss Whedon!  ME?

So that's my Comic Con adventure for 2012.  I got back to the room in the wee hours, only to get up at 7 so I could get myself together for a breakfast meeting with a young producer.  I would have had to get up, anyway.  Lia called to let me know she was on the floor collecting her free swag.  Go, Lia. 

Peace.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

My Comic Con Adventure & Announcement


It's the world's biggest geek fest, jam-packed with your favorite movie and TV stars, whom you can meet while wearing your Superman cape and no one will call security.  This year's Comic Con was my favorite so far, despite the fact I spent very little time on the floor.  My Comic Con was meetings, a dinner party--where I sat next to a member of the FCC, and after too much wine gave her an earful on how despite all the new channels, there was still very little opportunity for US, the little guy--a panel; lunch with Jamie Kennedy and producer Dave Sheridan (Horrible Bosses and others) a club party, and a breakfast meeting. 

I arrived on Thursday and went straight to lunch with my good friend, TV writer Stacey McClain, who was launching a cool new web series, Sistaah Friend.  Please click on the link to find out more. Even though it was Thursday, the streets were already crowded, and the restaurants were, too.  It reminded me of The French Quarter--but with costumes.

Picking up my credential was an oddyssey unto itself, but I won't bore you with that.  Afterwards, I checked into my hotel to start getting ready for dinner.  Before getting dressed, I took a photo of my credential and posted it on my fan page.  Several of you responded immediately, which brought a smile to my face and made me feel like I wasn't alone.  Thanks for that.


At dinner I met two old friends, a couple, who are network execs, one at CBS and the other NBC.  They told me their daughter was upset she couldn't make my panel the next day.  I hadn't seen their daughter in a long time, but she's now 12, and Never Slow Dance With A Zombie is her FAVORITE BOOK.
 

As you can imagine, I was on top of the world throughout dinner.  Also at dinner were several execs from Machinima--the home of exciting YouTube channels for gamers.  I plan to really get into Machinima and the subject of web channels in a future post, because I believe web channels are the next step in the evolution of authors like myself.

The highlight of my Comic Con experience was the panel I was a part of.  The Black Panel (which had two white people on it, so there goes the neighborhood) hosted by Michael Davis and featuring NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neil and actor-comedian Jamie Kennedy.  While it was called The Black Panel, it had a mixed SRO crowd that was wrapped around the convention center when I arrived.  Let me ask you a question; look at the photo below and tell me where else can a black man in a mask sit in a crowd without every eyeball in the room being on him?  You gotta love Comic Con.


Shaq was there to talk about his new comic book line with New Kingdom Entertainment.  Jamie talked about his new production company that has optioned Boyfriend From Hell and the entire Falling Angels Saga for a network TV series.  I was so happy to be sitting next to two such talented individuals, one of whom is in business with me.  How cool is that?  I am even more excited about my TV deal. I can't tell you anymore about the series just yet. There will be several big announcements coming.  But here is a Variety article about Jamie's new company that briefly mentions our deal.

When the panel was over I discovered something about Comic Con I never knew.  There are tunnels in the bowels of San Diego linking the convention center with all of the hotels in the area.  This way celebs--like us--can travel without being stopped by our adoring fans.  Anyway, after the panel, we were rushed into a tunnel where we took a cargo elevator to the basement. 

Downstairs was cavernous and looked like a government bunker from an old Sci-Fi movie.  There were several golf carts waiting--mostly for Shaq--but they drove all of us through the tunnels.  When we finally stopped there were three big black SUVs waiting.  Oh man, I'm traveling like the president.  And you know, the whole time I'm down there I'm getting all sorts of ideas for a zombie story. Oh, yeah! A short time later we arrived at the Hilton, which is a pretty good distance away from the convention center.  Neat.  They took us upstairs to a ballroom where Shaq and Jamie talked to the press.  Me--I just looked cute in my new hat.

That's it for now.  I'll do a bit of a wrap-up tomorrow where I'll talk about my TV interview, my fans who won dinner with me, and Girl Squad.  Until then.  Peace.

Monday, July 9, 2012

It Was The Best of Times


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness. it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity... 
The opening line of Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities, published in 1859, aptly describes our current age of information. I recently read a guest post on Amelia Curzon’s blog by author/blogger Anna Chaconas entitled We Are The Gate Keepers Now. I am about to rehash much of what she said right here, so if you want to read the original you can do so here: Curzon.
If you’d like to read both, I promise mine will have its own perspective, and I will add to what she’s saying. Nuff said? Here’s my spiel.

It is the best of times. Why? Because it’s a buyer’s market. The world is our oyster, folks. Never before in the history of mankind has the average person had so much power. Don’t want to pay what Joe is charging for his goods? There’s an app to show Joe you can get it cheaper elsewhere. Either match the lower price or lose your business... Think you’re getting ripped off by the local auto repair shop? Post a review about him. Enough bad customer reviews and Mr. Shifty either straightens up or finds himself on the unemployment line… Want to go back to school and get your degree but don’t have the time? Now you can do it online, in your own time. Yes, the power is clearly in our hands. If you’re an author reading this, you know first hand that if the Big Six won’t publish your book, there are hundreds of independent publishers who will, and if you don’t want to go with one of them, you can do it yourself. Yes siree, the world is changing people, and we are the kings of this new world. Yipee!

But it is also the worst of times. Why? Because as Uncle Ben once said, “with great power comes great responsibility.” And unfortunately many of us just aren’t up for the task just yet. See, we have a responsibility, too. Remember all that free music you downloaded from your cousin’s baby daddy? Keep it up and watch the price of music soar; and then after music companies realize you’re not going to pay $10,000 to hear Lady Gaga warble her latest tune, they’ll go into the shoe business, because they’re in business to make money, and when music stops paying the bills, they’ll find a business that does. And pretty soon if you want to hear the next Pavarotti or Kanye West, you’ll have to listen at their bathroom doors, because the only place they’ll be singing is in the shower before they go to work. Okay, it may never get that bad, but you get my drift.
Don’t like TV commercials? I can’t blame you. I hate em, too. But I do realize that those commercials are what pays for free TV. It isn’t actually FREE. It’s just free to us. Somebody paid for the production and airing of CSI and The Real Housewives of The Jersey Shore so they could pitch their goods to us. Once corporate America realizes we aren’t there to hear their pitch, guess what? No more free TV. And maybe that’s a good thing. I don’t know. What I do know, is in this new digital-information age- buyer’s market, we have to be responsible buyers, or the market will go the way of the Dodo bird.
And now I’m going to bring this home to readers and authors. If you’re reading this post you’re either one or both. Readers: STOP KNOCKING SELF PUBLISHED BOOKS.
Now, I’m not asking you to stop knocking BAD books—and Lord knows there are enough of those out there. But please do not knock a book just because it’s self-published or indie published. Some of these stigmatized books are so damn good you can’t even tell they’re self-published until you read the front page and see they’ve been published by Baby Mama Press (Yes, I have a thing for baby parents). 

I see the back-handed compliments you guys are giving these books: It’s good for a self-published book. Please!  I even read a recent review of Boyfriend From Hell where the reviewer said—and I’m paraphrasing here—“I loved the book. It was fantastic. But I’m not going to read the rest of the series because I know the author can’t keep it up.” Meaning: the indie author lucked out with this one. Give me a break. Some of us indie authors and self-published authors can actually deliver. You guys need to let go of the stigma. Like it or not (and why shouldn’t you like it—more choices, lower prices) self-publishing, like reality TV, is here to stay.
Authors: we have to do our part as well. Yes, buyers need to be responsible, but SELLERS need to be responsible, too. If you’re going to self-publish, please, please, please hire a qualified editor. Nothing against your aunt Betty who teaches third grade, but editing books, like any other skill, takes practice to be good. The best authors need editors. Hemingway needed an editor, and a good one, like Maxwell Perkins, who also edited F. Scott Fitzgerald. See, for you to be professional, your entire team needs to be professional. So if you’re not Hemingway, hire a professional editor. The problem with the stigma of self-published books is quite often it’s true. The more and sooner we authors can dispel the myth, the sooner the playing field will be level, and everyone will benefit.
Okay, I’ve said my piece, so now a word from our sponsor…

My books are good. Some of them are Amazon best sellers, others have been nominated for prestigious awards. I won’t say anymore here. You can learn more on my website (CLICK HERE) where there’s even a free sample of Boyfriend From Hell. Hopefully some of you will purchase a book or two, and I won’t have to wait tables. You don’t want me serving your food. Trust me on that.
Yes, my friends, it’s the best of times and the worst of times, and if we all do our part, we can let the good times roll.
Peace.
*photo at the top is fan, James, at the first Never Slow Dance With A Zombie Fest.