It's Hollywood's big night--The Academy Awards. I'm having chips and guac and tequila at my exclusive Oscar party. That hot ticket event will be starting soon right on my sofa. Oh, yeah!
I spoke to my brother earlier today, who like most of us, is picking Slumdog Millionaire to take home the big prize. It's a great movie and I'd like to see it win. But I have a second reason I think Danny Boyle should win the big prize. He was the film maker behind Twenty-Eight Days Later. One of the best zombie movies ever, Ever, EVER!
THEY OWE HIM!
Face it, we know the academy is never going to give an Oscar to a zombie movie--at least not until they give one to MY zombie movie. Heh-heh! So we, the zombie movie fans of America, will accept this Slumdog Millionaire award in honor of the excellent carnage Danny Boyle delivered in Twenty-Eight Days Later. Are you with me?
Uh-oh! Gotta go. The red carpet show is on. Ooh! There's Natalie Portman. Enjoy the show.
Sleep tight, don't let the zombies bite.